April 2013
53 posts
Apr 29th
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neonblogfreak: pop-lock-and-dropthepj: I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures
Apr 29th
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jesuschrist-: we’ve all seen penises we weren’t supposed to see
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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14 reasons people should stop hating leonardo... →
sherlockianacumberbabe: dimmitutto: sweetmoonbeam17: 1. He dances like this at parties 2. He can do this with his face 3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass 4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot 5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general classy as fuck 6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare...
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 15th
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brandlogan: The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
Apr 15th
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Apr 11th
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thefuuuucomics: “hey /b/ can you please photoshop the sun between my fingers?”
Apr 11th
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whorville: Lil Wayne becomes a comedian Lol Wayne
Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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australiansanta: im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting
Apr 8th
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h0odrich: magicconchshell: how did 50 cent get shot 9 times  with a gun i think
Apr 8th
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camerondallas: tywuh: i have never ever watched or read harry potter can i have an award for that there you go
Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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regulusfuckingblack: carry-on-my-vulcan-sorcerer: hornyspice: mirandaisnothere: hornyspice: shine bright like a diamond Diamonds don’t shine, they fucking reflect. reflect bright like a diamond you can’t “reflect bright” because reflecting is not the giving out of light and therefore cannot vary the intensity. the light shining on the diamond is what is bright shine bright like...
Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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tinychatter: “honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk
Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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gayerthanjew: francieum: snake-dad: electric toothbrushes are okay i guess, but i like to stick with my acoustic There are no such things as acoustic toothbrushes. I think this is really offensive to gay people. Nevertheless, God bless us all. #i’m not too sure what happened here
Apr 5th
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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brigwife: why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit easier to spell all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius it isn’t
Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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inbox: inbox: inbox: inbox: inbox: knock knock whos there may I come in? may I come in who? may i come in you
Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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are we just going to ignore the fact that the king...
vanehwasreal: i mean what what the fuck gustav no stop it gustav please
Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: mspgay: snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: aaaaalrighty-then: snorlaxatives: why is being alive so expensive You spelled “suck” wrong. ??????????????????????????????? i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say why is being alive so suck why is being alive suck why is suck suck is being alive so expensive why suck so expensive ?????   ...
Apr 2nd
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A WISE MAN ONCE SAID:
mortenavida: deviantartneironymcrposterjpg: I have never reblogged something so fast in my LIFE.
Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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llamabutts: if i was rich i would hire someone to shave my legs for me
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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