April 2013
53 posts
neonblogfreak:
pop-lock-and-dropthepj:
I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos
But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures
jesuschrist-:
we’ve all seen penises we weren’t supposed to see
14 reasons people should stop hating leonardo... →
sherlockianacumberbabe:
dimmitutto:
sweetmoonbeam17:
1. He dances like this at parties
2. He can do this with his face
3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass
4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot
5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general
classy as fuck
6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare...
brandlogan:
The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
thefuuuucomics:
“hey /b/ can you please photoshop the sun between my fingers?”
whorville:
Lil Wayne becomes a comedian
Lol Wayne
australiansanta:
im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting
h0odrich:
magicconchshell:
how did 50 cent get shot 9 times
with a gun i think
camerondallas:
tywuh:
i have never ever watched or read harry potter can i have an award for that
there you go
regulusfuckingblack:
carry-on-my-vulcan-sorcerer:
hornyspice:
mirandaisnothere:
hornyspice:
shine bright like a diamond
Diamonds don’t shine, they fucking reflect.
reflect bright like a diamond
you can’t “reflect bright” because reflecting is not the giving out of light and therefore cannot vary the intensity. the light shining on the diamond is what is bright
shine bright like...
tinychatter:
“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk
gayerthanjew:
francieum:
snake-dad:
electric toothbrushes are okay i guess, but i like to stick with my acoustic
There are no such things as acoustic toothbrushes. I think this is really offensive to gay people. Nevertheless, God bless us all.
#i’m not too sure what happened here
brigwife:
why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit
easier to spell
all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating
why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius
it isn’t
inbox:
inbox:
inbox:
inbox:
inbox:
knock knock
whos there
may I come in?
may I come in who?
may i come in you
are we just going to ignore the fact that the king...
vanehwasreal:
i mean what
what the fuck
gustav no
stop it
gustav please
carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:
mspgay:
snorlaxatives:
snorlaxatives:
aaaaalrighty-then:
snorlaxatives:
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
???????????????????????????????
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
why is being alive so suck
why is being alive suck
why is suck
suck is being alive so expensive
why suck so expensive
?????
...
A WISE MAN ONCE SAID:
mortenavida:
deviantartneironymcrposterjpg:
I have never reblogged something so fast in my LIFE.
llamabutts:
if i was rich i would hire someone to shave my legs for me
